Well, actually it is just for Staci, because she has been complaining about my lack of blogging...haha! But, as those of you who know me know, I can almost always come up with a funny story about something that has happened in my life. So here goes... This past Saturday I went shopping for a pair of red shoes to wear with a black and white dress that I have had for a while. I wear this dress about every other Sunday and just wanted to add a little color to the outfit...haha! So anyway, I am at Off Broadway trying to pick out a pair of shoes. It is, by the way, really hard to find red shoes that don't look, how should I say it, a little well....ummm...inappropriate. Haha! So I am in the clearance section and I see a pair of red wedges.
I have always wanted to try a pair of wedges, because I think they look so cute. So here I am in the middle of the aisle and I take one shoe off and put one of the wedges on. Left foot...several inches off of the ground in a wedge. Right foot....very close to the ground in a flip flop. Suddenly, entire body sprawled out on the floor. I completely lost my balance and twisted my ankle, my wrist, and hit my back on the floor...hard! There was absolutely nothing dainty or graceful about it!
There was a man stocking the shelves and he was going crazy asking if I was okay...I think he was probably just trying not to laugh. Haha! Needless to say, I did not, nor will I ever, buy the wedges! So how was that Staci?